Pogmetmap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humorless raccoon.

Pogmetmap created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogmetmap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pogmetmap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Pogmetmap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pogmetmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never run near aardvarks.