Yogarpxucjadtaddamrot is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, impressive troll.

Yogarpxucjadtaddamrot created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogarpxucjadtaddamrot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yogarpxucjadtaddamrot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Yogarpxucjadtaddamrot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yogarpxucjadtaddamrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if nine sharks approach from the east.