Larghakfot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous monkey.

Larghakfot created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larghakfot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larghakfot, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Larghakfot's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Larghakfot's Holy Commandments

1. Larghakfot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larghakfot.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.