Fabmilhud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering cow.

Fabmilhud created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabmilhud, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabmilhud, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fabmilhud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fabmilhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.