Bundidpangsak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless troll.

Bundidpangsak created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bundidpangsak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bundidpangsak, it will make you grow a tail.

Bundidpangsak's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bundidpangsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near cats while wearing brown scarves and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.