Vigdinpark is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, competent manatee.

Vigdinpark created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigdinpark, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vigdinpark, she will curse you with boils.

Vigdinpark's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vigdinpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to snakes while wearing red shirts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.