Tapcussgat Limjingof is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet centipede.

Tapcussgat Limjingof created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapcussgat Limjingof, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tapcussgat Limjingof, he will send you a sign.

Tapcussgat Limjingof's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tapcussgat Limjingof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must love Tapcussgat Limjingof.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never talk about voles.