Gungofbab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, sapient centipede.

Gungofbab created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gungofbab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gungofbab, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gungofbab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gungofbab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gungofbab.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look in ponds.