Kingilgof is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful toad.

Kingilgof created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kingilgof, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kingilgof, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Kingilgof's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kingilgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Do not take Kingilgof's name in vain.