Pindossflat Bogdagcadvenbadquagnar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind bat.

Pindossflat Bogdagcadvenbadquagnar created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Pindossflat Bogdagcadvenbadquagnar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pindossflat Bogdagcadvenbadquagnar, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pindossflat Bogdagcadvenbadquagnar's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Pindossflat Bogdagcadvenbadquagnar's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always obey Pindossflat Bogdagcadvenbadquagnar's priests.

4. Put Pindossflat Bogdagcadvenbadquagnar first in all things.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.