Mobwadkipgidhakhan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, duplicitous hummingbird.

Mobwadkipgidhakhan created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobwadkipgidhakhan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mobwadkipgidhakhan, he will make you grow a tail.

Mobwadkipgidhakhan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mobwadkipgidhakhan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Mobwadkipgidhakhan on top of important buildings.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.