Ragwodjon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic swan.

Ragwodjon created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragwodjon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ragwodjon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ragwodjon's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Ragwodjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Never sing near hamsters.

3. Hide from green squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.