Sawjentonk is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, resourceful chicken.

Sawjentonk created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawjentonk, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sawjentonk, it will turn you into a frog.

Sawjentonk's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sawjentonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. You must pray to Sawjentonk eight times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about planets.