Pidgepkip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain ant.

Pidgepkip created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgepkip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pidgepkip, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Pidgepkip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pidgepkip's Holy Commandments

1. Pidgepkip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.