Janfadtik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful tapir.

Janfadtik created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Janfadtik, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Janfadtik, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Janfadtik's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Janfadtik's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never talk about special relativity near frogs while wearing red shorts.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Never talk about fire.