Rulldotfag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, able naga.

Rulldotfag created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulldotfag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rulldotfag, he will be very sad.

Rulldotfag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rulldotfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never feed lots of corn to frogs while wearing indigo shorts.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.