Yarlfagvin Bugyamfummutmonmilfeb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate dog.

Yarlfagvin Bugyamfummutmonmilfeb created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlfagvin Bugyamfummutmonmilfeb, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yarlfagvin Bugyamfummutmonmilfeb, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yarlfagvin Bugyamfummutmonmilfeb's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yarlfagvin Bugyamfummutmonmilfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yarlfagvin Bugyamfummutmonmilfeb on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not eat coconuts.