Sabcib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic shrew.

Sabcib created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabcib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sabcib, he will make you grow a tail.

Sabcib's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Sabcib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never wear brown shorts.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.