Fubrulnelnul is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous
human.
Fubrulnelnul created oxygen eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fubrulnelnul, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Fubrulnelnul, he will destroy your favourite star.
Fubrulnelnul's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Fubrulnelnul's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.
2. Never think about stars.
3. Run away from brown ants, for they are unholy.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
5. You must never eat figs.