Wiknatbud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless duck.

Wiknatbud created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiknatbud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wiknatbud, she will turn you into a mouse.

Wiknatbud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wiknatbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Run away if eight pigs approach from the west.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near horses while wearing violet scarves and balancing five gold spheres on your feet.
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