Wiknatbud is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless
duck.
Wiknatbud created the Sol system eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wiknatbud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Wiknatbud, she will turn you into a mouse.
Wiknatbud's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Wiknatbud's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about limes.
2. Never leap in holy places.
3. Run away if eight pigs approach from the west.
4. Moths are not to be trusted.
5. Never think about solid mechanics near horses while wearing violet scarves and balancing five gold spheres on your feet.