Mifripstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humorless unicorn.

Mifripstrag created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifripstrag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mifripstrag, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mifripstrag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mifripstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.