Baprillgid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying crab.

Baprillgid created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baprillgid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Baprillgid, it will turn you into a puffin.

Baprillgid's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Baprillgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide if seven cats approach from the south.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about gravity.