Rigflagnigsuggut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, able troll.

Rigflagnigsuggut created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Rigflagnigsuggut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rigflagnigsuggut, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Rigflagnigsuggut's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rigflagnigsuggut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.