Nadvonksog Butxuckarn is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, capable eagle.

Nadvonksog Butxuckarn created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadvonksog Butxuckarn, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nadvonksog Butxuckarn, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nadvonksog Butxuckarn's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nadvonksog Butxuckarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt gulls.