Mobcudxen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident hyena.

Mobcudxen created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mobcudxen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mobcudxen, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Mobcudxen's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mobcudxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Run away if eight snakes approach from the west.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Mobcudxen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.