Flancapjapgudmutloggil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional naga.

Flancapjapgudmutloggil created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flancapjapgudmutloggil, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flancapjapgudmutloggil, it will turn you into a duck.

Flancapjapgudmutloggil's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Flancapjapgudmutloggil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.