Fobfencan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, strong bird.

Fobfencan created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobfencan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobfencan, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fobfencan's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Fobfencan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sit near sharks.