Bemlegbag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing newt.

Bemlegbag created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemlegbag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bemlegbag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bemlegbag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bemlegbag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Never sing in the presence of otters.

3. Erect six lead sculptures of Bemlegbag on top of important buildings.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.