Padnegrowtal Bambidcet is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest goblin.

Padnegrowtal Bambidcet created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Padnegrowtal Bambidcet, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Padnegrowtal Bambidcet, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Padnegrowtal Bambidcet's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Padnegrowtal Bambidcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands orange.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.