Cankamcet is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident deer.

Cankamcet created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cankamcet, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cankamcet, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cankamcet's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cankamcet's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Cankamcet on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.