Sawfasfarbud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, amazing zebra.

Sawfasfarbud created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfasfarbud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawfasfarbud, it will make you grow a tail.

Sawfasfarbud's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sawfasfarbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Sawfasfarbud on top of important buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.