Hatdibnabmut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent skunk.

Hatdibnabmut created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatdibnabmut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hatdibnabmut, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hatdibnabmut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hatdibnabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet cyan.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hatdibnabmut.