Bankanvontarp is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical butterfly.

Bankanvontarp created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bankanvontarp, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bankanvontarp, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bankanvontarp's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bankanvontarp's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Retreat if six seals approach from the north.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.