Gomhigcar is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident dingo.

Gomhigcar created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomhigcar, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gomhigcar, he will turn you into a mole.

Gomhigcar's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gomhigcar's Holy Commandments

1. Gomhigcar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gomhigcar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.