Wip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish elephant.

Wip created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wip, he will turn you into a sheep.

Wip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Wip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wip.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.