Rutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, loving tortoise.

Rutt created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutt, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rutt, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rutt's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rutt.