Bamlargbig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane dragon.

Bamlargbig created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamlargbig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bamlargbig, she will be very unhappy.

Bamlargbig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bamlargbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near porpoises.

2. Retreat if four gulls approach from the east.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Bamlargbig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help aardvarks.