Nulbogpog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful wyvern.

Nulbogpog created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nulbogpog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nulbogpog, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nulbogpog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nulbogpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Run away if six cats approach from the north.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide from gray porpoises for they are unholy.