Dusslippagjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, almighty troll.

Dusslippagjop created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Dusslippagjop, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dusslippagjop, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dusslippagjop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dusslippagjop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dusslippagjop.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.