Gepbodhud is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive goose.

Gepbodhud created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbodhud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gepbodhud, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gepbodhud's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gepbodhud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.