Funmabbid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless lion.

Funmabbid created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funmabbid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Funmabbid, it will turn you into a worm.

Funmabbid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Funmabbid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Funmabbid.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.