Tanhigdam Bedjat Babmotdod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud pigeon.

Tanhigdam Bedjat Babmotdod created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanhigdam Bedjat Babmotdod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tanhigdam Bedjat Babmotdod, it will turn you into a hamster.

Tanhigdam Bedjat Babmotdod's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tanhigdam Bedjat Babmotdod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Tanhigdam Bedjat Babmotdod's priests.

5. Run away if nine voles approach from the east.