Teendamtantaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous gnu.

Teendamtantaf created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Teendamtantaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Teendamtantaf, he will be very unhappy.

Teendamtantaf's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Teendamtantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.