Cubkonnutfut is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent wasp.

Cubkonnutfut created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubkonnutfut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cubkonnutfut, he will not care at all.

Cubkonnutfut's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cubkonnutfut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never feed pineapples to squirrels while wearing skirts.