Motvinfot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable unicorn.

Motvinfot created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motvinfot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Motvinfot, she will remove you from existence.

Motvinfot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Motvinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to sheep while wearing trousers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Motvinfot loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away if eight ants approach from the south.