Best is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humorless swan.

Best created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Best, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Best, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Best's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Best's Holy Commandments

1. Put Best first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.