Xendangab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, slow squirrel.

Xendangab created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xendangab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Xendangab, it will ignore you.

Xendangab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Xendangab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Xendangab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not covet oxen.