Gigsadhig is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, narcissistic
skunk.
Gigsadhig created the Sun four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gigsadhig, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Gigsadhig, he will torture you forever.
Gigsadhig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Gigsadhig's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Run away if nine birds approach from the north.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Gigsadhig.
4. Never think about archaea.
5. Never think ill of sick sharks.