Gigsadhig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, narcissistic skunk.

Gigsadhig created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigsadhig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gigsadhig, he will torture you forever.

Gigsadhig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gigsadhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Run away if nine birds approach from the north.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gigsadhig.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.