Mapdadsandfodtagdud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, annoying squid.

Mapdadsandfodtagdud created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapdadsandfodtagdud, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mapdadsandfodtagdud, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mapdadsandfodtagdud's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mapdadsandfodtagdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Mapdadsandfodtagdud loves tapirs, so they must be respected.