Cetdogjip Vagrawlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Cetdogjip Vagrawlarg created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetdogjip Vagrawlarg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cetdogjip Vagrawlarg, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cetdogjip Vagrawlarg's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cetdogjip Vagrawlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Cetdogjip Vagrawlarg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed lots of figs to great tits while wearing turquoise coats.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing purple trousers.